Countess Luann wearing a colourful purple blazer and big jewellery
Credit Jim Jordan

Countess Luann: Marry F Kill!

Presented by Kilimanjaro Live
Wed 5 Jun 2024, 19:30
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An all-new killer show from 'Housewives' star Luann de Lesseps.

Known across the globe as 'The Countess', she’s without a doubt one of the most popular cast members of the Real Housewives franchise.

Her live shows Countess Cabaret and A Very Countess Christmas have sold out in a myriad of venues, traveling the continent of North America. She’s been invited to join multiple Ultimate Girls Trips for Bravo and been a fan favourite at BravoCon in both New York and Las Vegas.

This past summer found her in the runaway surprise television hit Welcome to Crappie Lake, but all the while she’s been working on this new show in her mind… and now it’s here!

Marry F*** Kill brings Luann even closer to her audience to perform the music she’s always dreamed about performing, all wrapped in a sexy concept. With Musical Director Brian Nash and Director Richard Jay-Alexander, she’s pulling out all the stops for her hottest stage show yet.


Watching Lu build her shows over these past couple of years has been extraordinary to witness. Her work ethic is 100% and the connection with the fans is unparalleled. But, most of all, she wants the audience to have a good time.

It’s gonna be a party, it’s gonna be a game show, it’s gonna make you wanna get up and dance, it’s a sexy dialogue with plenty of music and an evening with someone you’ve probably spent hours and hours watching over the years, never dreaming you might have the opportunity to be in the same room with her. The Countess is in a league of her own and Marry F**k Kill is gonna take her even higher.

Director Richard Jay-Alexander


If you’ve ever seen any of my live shows, you’ll know how much I love performing and being up on that stage,’ says The Countess, ‘but it’s the energy and affection the audience brings into the room with them that always makes me want to deliver bigger and better for them.

This new show has been a tornado in my brain for some time now and I’m so looking forward to starting rehearsals for it and performing it everywhere.

The Countess


The title song for the new show is an original tune titled Marry, F**k, Kill and is a collaboration with legendary singer and hit songwriter Bruce Roberts. It will drop on all platforms following the official World Premiere of the show, joining other Countess Classics like Feelin’ Jovani, Girl Code, What Do I Want for Christmas?, Viva La Diva, Chic C’est La Vie, and everyone’s timeless favourite Money Can’t Buy You Class.